A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: The Dishwasher’s Demise

Apparently, I’m a serial killer. First I murdered my skinny jeans (A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: Death of a Pair of Skinny Jeans). Now, my homicidal tendencies have migrated from trendy apparel to kitchen appliances.   I know I’ve talked smack about my dishwasher previously (Poetry: An Unlikely Archnemesis), but I didn’t mean to kill … Continue reading A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: The Dishwasher’s Demise

Mrs. Ram’s Jams Reading List for January and February

I am failing miserably at my New Year’s resolutions. (Read more here: Mrs. Ram’s Jams New Year’s Resolutions) One of my goals was to do yoga everyday, but my mangled foot and its bootiness has shattered that resolution. And while I declared writing was going to take precedence over reading this year, I knocked out 19 … Continue reading Mrs. Ram’s Jams Reading List for January and February

A Poem: The Alarmish Schoolmarmish

nevermind the alarmish schoolmarmish her heresy is harmless mind the armchair activists, firearms alarmists, and smarmy political varmints instead the alarmish schoolmarmish is nothing more than an over-glorified farmwife or barmaid she’s harmless watch the self-proclaimed prince charmings stand atop of the armories and shout out the disharmonious decree this land isn’t free unless the … Continue reading A Poem: The Alarmish Schoolmarmish