A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: A Teenie Weenie Toe-Kini

I bought an itty-bitty bikini for my foot this week.   Seriously. It’s called a Toe-Kini. It’s rather reminiscent of newborn-sized lopsided nude panties.   Allegedly, this Toe-Kini offers ball of foot discomfort relief; instead, it has relieved me of my last shred of dignity.   Who am I kidding? I purchased a Toe-Kini. Has … Continue reading A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: A Teenie Weenie Toe-Kini

A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: Death of a Pair of Skinny Jeans

Before bed last night, I had to cut my skinny jeans off my body. Why, you might ask?   My only other option was to drive home from the emergency room pantless. While I support the anti-pants movement more devotedly than any political movement, driving home partially naked in the wet, chilly weather with a … Continue reading A Mrs. Ram’s Jams Tale: Death of a Pair of Skinny Jeans

A Little Thing Tale: Language Loopholes

I’ve never fully pegged how Little Thing processes language and puts words together, but it’s definitely Little Thing particular. Often her adages render me into hysterical laughter, head-scratching, or wonderment. For example, she could verbally and correctly name green, blue, and red before she ever said mama.   She also said “port-a-potty” and “teletubby” before … Continue reading A Little Thing Tale: Language Loopholes

Mrs. Ram’s Jams New Year’s Resolutions

Because my birthday falls on January seventh, my New Year’s resolutions never appear prior to January’s second full week. I’m a firm believer of birthday indulgences. I refuse to let my birthday get in the way of resolutions; therefore, I wait to avoid failure. Because intentional failure is stupid. But unexpected failure happens all the … Continue reading Mrs. Ram’s Jams New Year’s Resolutions