Mrs. Ram’s Jams Reading List for May, June, and (the First Half) of July

For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been on the go. Last week my family and I vacationed in San Antonio, and now Little Thing and I are visiting family in Illinois through next week. If I had been smart, I would have written blogs to post prior to gallivanting across the country, but of … Continue reading Mrs. Ram’s Jams Reading List for May, June, and (the First Half) of July

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A Poem: A Pseudo Ode to Women Wearing Yoga Pants in Melt Your Face Heat

I just don't understand.  I believe women should wear whatever they damn well please, BUT I SAW WOMEN SWIMMING TODAY IN YOGA PANTS (at SeaWorld/Aquatica in San Antonio). To the ladies traipsing about outdoors in yoga pants in 97 degree heat and a million percent humidity, I truly respect you, so please excuse my following … Continue reading A Poem: A Pseudo Ode to Women Wearing Yoga Pants in Melt Your Face Heat

Poetry: Humdrum Humdrum White Noise

hum hum hum humming humming humming humdrum humdrum white noise If you're lost in the hum, how can you find the humble? hobnobbing public pageantry hurling humdingers into profanity homogenizing vanity hovering behind hypocritical religiosity iconoclastic impostors of sanity humdrum humdrum white noise humming humming humming hum hum hum If you're lost in the hum, … Continue reading Poetry: Humdrum Humdrum White Noise

Poetry: Embarrassing Poems Mrs. Ram Jam Wrote in Middle School and High School.

Like many teachers on summer vacation, I'm in the middle of deep cleaning my house and purging accumulated household clutter. Yesterday, I came across a red folder that my mom had sent me awhile ago.  In it, I found some of my EARLY poetry.  My best guess is it's from middle school based off grammatical/mechanical/capitalization … Continue reading Poetry: Embarrassing Poems Mrs. Ram Jam Wrote in Middle School and High School.

Chronic Illness: Playing Phone Tag with Doctors’ Offices

Because of chronic illnesses (fibromyalgia, Meniere’s disease, Raynaud’s, and IBS), I frequently contact my general practitioner, rheumatologist, ENT, and gastroenterologist.  Unfortunately, talking to someone alive the first go-round never happens. My doctors work for large hospital systems. For patients, no direct lines to a specific doctor’s office exist. I call the main hospital phone, listen … Continue reading Chronic Illness: Playing Phone Tag with Doctors’ Offices

A Little Thing Cat Tale: The Disappearance of Queen Elsa the Kitty

As you might have ascertained, Little Thing is cat obsessed. Habitually, she meows instead of speaking English and gives kitty nuzzles for kisses. Her knees remain smudged with dirt from crawling around like a feline. If her dress isn’t pink, it has a cat on it. Saturdays are now “Caturdays” and involve a cat-themed activity. … Continue reading A Little Thing Cat Tale: The Disappearance of Queen Elsa the Kitty