you’re the apple of my eye phone the best pal I’ve ever known
olive you so much that I’ve lost the common touch I’d rather touch my screen than plum give two shoulder shrugs about my hygiene let alone being publicly seen
yore the apple of my eye phone the best pal I’ve ever known
when I’m in the driver’s seat I don’t need my eyes on the road because I’m gazing at my lap typing in my passcode and texting eggplant emojis to my bestie sorry about not paying attention at that last red light don’t get testy btw thanks for the courtesy honk I was ordering personalized t’s from etsy
your the apple of my eye phone the best pal I’ve ever known
I no longer care about capitalizing letters punctuation or spelling correctly scrolling through facebook is more compelling than peeling pineapples for a crisp confusing sentences are the new who dis and peals of laughter dissolve into the will o’ the wisps
yore I meant your dammit autocorrect you’re the apple of my iPhone the best pal I’ve ever known
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