you’re the apple of my eye phone the best pal I’ve ever known
olive you so much that I’ve lost the common touch I’d rather touch my screen than plum give two shoulder shrugs about my hygiene let alone being publicly seen
yore the apple of my eye phone the best pal I’ve ever known
when I’m in the driver’s seat I don’t need my eyes on the road because I’m gazing at my lap typing in my passcode and texting eggplant emojis to my bestie sorry about not paying attention at that last red light don’t get testy btw thanks for the courtesy honk I was ordering personalized t’s from etsy
your the apple of my eye phone the best pal I’ve ever known
I no longer care about capitalizing letters punctuation or spelling correctly scrolling through facebook is more compelling than peeling pineapples for a crisp confusing sentences are the new who dis and peals of laughter dissolve into the will o’ the wisps
yore I meant your dammit autocorrect you’re the apple of my iPhone the best pal I’ve ever known
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3 thoughts on “A Poem: You’re the Apple of my Eye, Phone”
Invisibly Me
Very clever & imaginative, I love it! I do wonder if I’m the only one to have never used the eggplant emoji, nor to understand under what circumstances it would be appropriate..? 😂
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Invisibly Me
I’m having to comment on this one – your recent post seems to have no comment section. Did you maybe turn commenting off by mistake..? Just a heads up in case you’re wondering how on earth nobody could be loving that llama dress 😉
You’ve done well with the classroom-related llama-phernalia. I’m quite surprised there’s no llama dress on Amazon. The one you opted for seems rather pricey, but that just shows your dedication to the cause, venturing to a new site and taking the risk. As for what you actually received, I’m at a loss for words. Do they honestly think people are going to say ‘hey, this is brilliant, just what I ordered’? I love the photos though, it’s so nice to actually get to ‘see’ you! Please tell me you’re making a complaint and getting your money back on this..?
Caz xx
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Mrs. Ram Jam
WordPress has been so glitchy for me lately; I’ll have to go back and see what happened to the comment section.
I thought it was a bit pricey too, but I was willing to shell out the money just to own her.
I figured it was about time to show my face on the blog. I love it when I get to see what other bloggers look like too.
I might try to get my money back, but I’m super lazy when in comes to returning things I’ve purchased online. It requires a trip to the post office which I try to avoid at all costs.
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